Tessa: No offense, Dalia, but why does someone your age need a nanny anyway?
Dalia: When your day is dark, a nanny can make it light, by turning on a light. And if you’re hungry but you’re not in a restaurant, a nanny can call a restaurant and order in. And if you’re on the beach, and you only see one set of footprints, it’s because your nanny’s carrying you.
Tessa: Wow.
Dalia: And you know how you suck at guitar? A nanny would pretend like you don’t suck at guitar, but I’m not your nanny.
Tessa: Well, thanks for not sugarcoating it.
Dalia: You suck at guitar.
Tessa: No. No. No. I… I got it. Heard and understood.
Dalia: Okay… Good luck at the talent show.


posted 1 year ago / ♥ 397 notes

#suburgatory #tessa altman #dalia royce #lol #dalia is the greatest #this nanny speech was one the funniest thing i've seen lately... seriously #dalia in general is amazing and so underrated... that actress is great too the lack of emotions on her face is scary #anyways #my stuff
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